OG tale part 2 i)

Hey guys… continuation haha.. forgot about disclaimers… Er these characters are purely fictional lol… so like even if it has yur name and farny characterisistics dun be saad haha cos its like fiction lol

Og tale part 2 i)
So like , when they came out in fairy land, they suddenly found out that ryan the shrek had turned into...... ggreeny weeny bulbasaur... When they found out, the group of 8 wondered wad to do with the loser pokemon... But then they realised, that in this way, they cld carry it in a pokeball haha and then ryan wldnt need to take up so much space lol... so they stufffed him into the lousiesst pokeball they cld find and handed it over to princess fiona( wadeva form u want her to be) to keep possesion haha... So like they realised that the place that they were in was like in some funny abandoned castle wif a lift man.. cool huh? Somemore got like pool and POOL and like PS2 blablabla… then like, they realized that bobo fishball had like evolved into “bleargh” princess bobo with added skills haha… Now she got like a crown which cld like shoot fishballs wif her spines added to it ( level up!!!!) haha… So like this was supposed to be her real form cos she like ran away from home to exercise and lose weight and that was when she became like sonic!!! But then now that she was back, she found out that her gigantic and richly furnished castle was like infested wif farny fairy tale creatures… moving past the high castle walls, she saw a spectacular sight…

Guess who? It was Hamzi Dumptyz haha.. So like he was an egg la… salted duck egg haha… and then he was like sitting on the wall… then all of a sudden POOF!!! He fell down wif a piakkkkkkk… (notice that it wasn’t the force of an atomic bomb like that of bobos haha) and then his outer membranes and shells all ccracked and split… “owwwww” So then, when all of them saw that happen, they were like horrified…. So they like went forward and tried to put him together again lor…. Charcoal Chameander was like in charge haha…. So like she carried some super elephant glue to put his pieces back tgt…. But then hot, shes like how slow… by the time she found out which piece to put where, the super glue like all dry up already haha.. so like in the end hamzi dumptyz ended up unfixed and with extra layers of glue haha.. So like he was almost on the verge of tears lor… “ booooooooo hooooooo” So like to appease him, they like made him leader of their grp for a moment… and so he was like satisfied… and he like stoned there for the rest of his eggy life haha…

Continuing on into her castle, she was going to like give everybody drinks and have a bbq… but then hor the place was like infested wif rats lor… So being like so damn rich…. Princess “euh” bobo used her hi tech phone to like call the piped piper of Hamlin haha…. And also… a chef to prepare some meals lol…. Since everyone was like quite tired from the recent turn of events, they oso decided to like take a break from their hectic schedule lol… After that ah, poof… the piped piper finally came and guess who !! it was like ryans look alike with his suona haha… playing like so GREAT music, he like lured all the rats away to dunno where where they probably live off the wasabi off him haha… It was like how cool lor… the rats like followed him like children to a lollipop? Haha… Or ryan to a laptop? Or “cytk” haha…. So like wif his superb skills, the rats all over the marvelous mansion were like eradicated… cos they like ate his wasabi and died haha…(amazing that char coal didn die ha ha)

So like then “BING BONG BING BONG” oooh it was like the chef they hired haha…. And it was none other than chef silencer….. he was like so professional that he like carried his own bbq pit… And his own ingredients… and then he was like in a hurry cos he needed to go home and do spring cleaning haha.. So like in a jiffy, he whipped up some bbq prawns.. sauasage.. fish. Bla bla bla bla bla . . . rice wad evaaaaaa haha… and then as soon as he came, he “attempted” to leave…. But by now he was like SWEATING like SIAO… so like… he had no water reserves left in his body lor… and like humans need a lot of water leh … so like he fainted from heatstroke from his beloved bbq pit… So like… While he had fainted one step away from the pit ..., the rest juz left him there haha, cos they were like so engrossed in eating his wonderful creations, and they were like deciding whether to choose him to be iron chef… erm Singaporean?

After they like finished eating, they realized that he had fainted there… then char was like acting cute again… “ soooooo poooorr thingggg” and then princess Fiona/Cheryl was like… “can he be eaten..., then I can share wif bulbasaur lol,” And then like prince CMH was like “ he cannot make it lor” at the top of his voice… The rest had like already fallen asleep on the porch of the castle lor, eating neopolitan ice cream haha.. So like… they juz lay him on some straw mat in the stable haha…. Beside some horses lol to rest haha.. Then after that they left those sleeping sleeping and then like char was given the chimney to live in.. while the other royalty got to stay in princess” yuck” bobo’s room.. haha but then like princess cheryl/Fiona like had stomache ache from eating and then drinking 3 vitagens so like she went to the toilet and fainted there haha, and thus ended up slping in the toilet( no offence haha) Thus, because of this, Prince CMH and princess ahem bobo were like left slping in the same place( room sounds bad) aha but being the GENTLEMAN he was, prince corny decided to slp on the floor… while bobo slept on the bed which was like so oversized bcos she had like slimmed down SO much haha… Also, it had like some bicep massaging functions haha.. so that she cld like punch wif ease when any enemy attacks her lor haha…

Cockle doodle dooooo… So like it’s the next morning.. duh… And like everyone woke up.. char like looked even blacker from all the soot haha… Silencer woke up and decided to join the party as he had gained inspiration for some horse dung dish when he had slept on some last night haha… And then like the rest woke up on the porch… Cheryl in the toilet … AHA but… bobo woke up finding out she had rolled of the bed onto the floor..and ahem… ( leave it to yur own imaginations haha) So like then… At this awkward situation… Then all of a sudden, the bobos friend appear like called Weeny Loser 1( WL1) who like seemed to want to be a C haha.. then like she was damn pissed when she saw wad she saw lor.. Then she started like scolding CMH for being a womanizer or something.. saying that he was like chasing after so many ppl including her name-alike (WL 2) weeny loser 2 haha… Bcos like he bought a cool WALRUS for her lol… then like Ming hao exclaimed… “ sorry lar im juz looking for happiness”.. lol So like now yur seeing the appearance of the well known love polygon haha…. (Cool rite… dun worry its like n sides.. if I write all… ill like thrash minghaos A) haha… So like after that confrontation.. WL 1 decided to follow and tag along with prince CMH so as to prevent him from hooking up wif someone haha … ( or stalking them lol) So u cld say that she was like some bodyguard haha… but then since she was like a Weeny Loser…, she like had no poweres haha.. so like shes a bit useless lol…

Then after gathering all of their stuff and possessions, the enlarged group like prepeared to set off on their new journey to god knows whre… But then… all of a sudden they saw some rodent in the corner… So like they wanted to get a refund from mr piped piper… but ahh it wasn’t a rat!! It was a …. HAMSTER!!!.. wif small hands haha… this hamster was like some dwarf winter white haha.. so like useless at fighting haha… some more the paws so small… onli ting gd was for her to reach into obscureee places haha… AHA but then this hamster was special lor.. it was like stuart little… juz that… its name wasn’t stuart.. so letz juz say that her name was… HB little lol…so like… HB little wanted to join the grp cos it was looking for some farny item to turn her back into a human again lol.. so seeing that there weer like sooo many specialists in the grp.., it decided to follow them… So wif the extra rodent… the group of dunno how many ppl ( too lazy to count) left the giant castle and went off to search for the mono acetic ….. crap thing…( too lazy to copy and paste haha) in the rest of fairy tale land lol…
end of part 2 / i)