An OG Story... An analogy.... Part 1

Haha.. so stoner wants to compete wif me? Fine... Let's c who has the longest blog entry... haha so this is it... i m no writing another mere recount of fellow events tat took place in the past 6 weeks under someone... intead.. here goes a story.... an OG story.... but wait first... this entry is onli part 1 continued in part 2 and 3 and the total word count is counted!!! as one blog entry cos i m afriad my comp suddenly hang and... tat's it

Disclaimer: This story has no relation to anyone.. any events any wadsoever... any familar stuffs are merely coincidence.... haha....and pls forgive the grammatical errors of this bilangual gentleman...


This story follows the accont of this young gentleman whose name is preferably known as MH...

My name is MH.... CMH u a**hole.... k this is crap so the story goes... in the South China Sea ... there exists this perfect gentleman... MH who was on a quest to defeat an evil black faced witch. Unfortunenately he got casted into a time limbo by her whose name is 3NK (guess who this is..) but then again... her sorcery is so clumsy tat she and her fellow duo personality sidekick with the name of YM got casted into the limbo as well...

All three of them went to different time dimensions.. as we follow the footsteps of MH... we landed in a tme frame called kpredorus... an unkown time frame not yet charted by fellow human and so the story goes on.......

MH awoke in this bizarre time frame... upon investigation, he discovered he existed in a time 100 years into the future. Here human beings are so enhanced tat they were able to conjure msg from mere brain signals wif a help of a tool called "blog". there pple could post msgs into the air and transfer msgs without even speaking. MH was of cos and definitely appalled at such technology which he heard from this fellow blogger called CY. CY was an experienced blogger of 17 yrs and shamelessly choose not to blog.... (i wonder who...) k this blogger has not relied on his blog ever since Os and still wouldnt if not for MH's constant suaning.... which caused him to shameless blog once onli... Back to story, due to his lack of communication skills, he was literally stoning during the first week MH met him ever since he arrived at kpredorus wif someone (especially quiet to the gals...) and thus his crush ran away... cos he didnt communicated.... CY feeling very "loserfied" thus decided to escape from this cruel reality and join MH on his quest to get back to modern times. So here the 2 of them went... searching searching... for chio gals... and the exit out of this time frame.... chio gals most.... so searching searching... Then MH found an unkown portal in the heart of kpredorus... and being brave and stupid like he always is, he foolishly jumped in thinking it will sent him back to modern time... dragging CY wif him... but to his horror, he was sent to....

The 70s on Earth was like whoa... the saturday nite fever... the moves.. the music... MH and CY fell shamelessly into this mess. In this exact time frame there reigned 2 super pop idols..... Alvies... and the one the onli the infamous... SUPERSTAR!! So Superstar and Alvies were competing over who's the more SUPER of the STARS (i think the results r obvious). So to ensure a fair match, both of them haf to be self nominated, peer nominated, interviewed, campaigned and finally a dance/shows/wadever showdown on the event of the YEAR.... TALENT TIME... held in a strange building at Bishan Street 21 on Fri. So Alvies went up on tat day and did his Woofing speech... wait he woofs whenever he talks.... Then SUPERSTAR went on stage and stunned the world wif his amazing dance moves... and his soft balls skills.... he has 2 many balls wad do u expect (whereas someone else doesnt ... haf to borrow somemore). Of cos SUPERSTAR was like so SUPERSTARly better and the elections showed a favour of a 99% win for SUPERSTAR.... Of cos Alvies was mad.. (who let the dog out k nvm...) Grabbing his Guitar, he attempt to attack SUPERSTAR wif his G-String (sorrie i haf to rely on copying some substance haha). Outrageous at such a turn of events, CY and MH dashed on stageto help out SUPERSTAR. CY wif his superior air rifle aiming skills caught Alvies off guard... and SUPERSTAR went in wif a blow wif his bat... as low as possible to topple Alvies and make him go dry and out of action (sorrie... i kinda was influenced by pple here) k... back to story so SUPERSTAR saved the day and win the competition 9wif the help of MH and CY of cos). Eternally grateful, SUPERSTAR decided to join their quest for searching a way back to modern times. Then MH spotted yet another protal at the edge of the strange building (along Bishan Street 21) and ran through.... coming out in.....

Some ancient Greek Kingdom. #%$!^ where the world are the trio.. and to the utmost surprise of MH, the King of this Kingdom is none other than YM, the duo personality sidekick of 3NK who too got sucked into thus time limbo crap. Sitting next to him on the throne was the QUEEN of Greece, a 22 yr old lady named Pauline. Oh My... wad the world is going on?? Of cos sighting MH was easy(according to some sources... MH cannot be missed cos tat someone spotted MH on a particular MRT station) and the three of them were dragged into submission by YM men (no sexual connatations here pls...) Kneeling in front of YM at the court of the Kingdom (of cos they were forced) YM decided to silence them. How can our heros not rebel? Wif SUPERSTAR strength, all three went against the entire army of Greece. However, due to CY's blogging ability, the soldiers are too busy trying to understand how pubic hair turned white than fighting for YM. SUPERSTAR siezed this chance to whack Pauline... disfiguring her into Zhao Yu (is tat how to spell??) Oh MY!!! Now YM was ripped of his love and dethroned by the now Zhao Yu. Realising his mistake, YM secided to join the three's quest to find a way back to his own times, by offering a peace treaty of a 25 cent ice cream. To diguise himself, he changed his name to Yee Mun and forced the 3 to wait for 1 whole hour while he pack (actually secretly consoling himself wif a pocket mirror.... ) So the gang of four set out to find the way back. Out of the blue another time portal appeared in the kingdom of Greece and the 4 of them departed into it (sadly for SUPERSTAR.... i guess u noe y..) into another new time frame.........

The world in this time frame is almost like the present except for 1 thing... crime rate here is SUPERSTARly high (no connections wif our fellow SUPERSTAR)... k in order to protect the world, pple relied on the services of the CHARlie's Angels... Wenyan, Wei Jia and Sam under the supervison of the ever so slow CHARlie. Wei Jia was the brawler, the ultimate Matrix style freeze time crap was jus on of her super abilities (check the movie posters), Wenyan the brainer, the super intelligent backstage action and human... sciences research gal... and Sam... the unknown.. onli records of her is tat whenever she transform into her Primary Sch face... all who saw remained traumatised eternally. So together wif sugar and spice and everything ns, they were secretly the POWDERPUFF gals.. (i noe it sounds cliche bear wif me haha). K so MH, CY, SUPERSTAR and Yee Mun fell into such a chaotic time slot. Then something happened. Yee Mun's pocket mirror was stolen. Tat was the key to his duo persnality.. without it he will haf BF (bitch fit). So MH, CY and SUPERSTAR had to consult the CHARlie angels to find it. After explaining the unpteen times to CHARlie before she got it, she called up the angels... (and sent Gabriel down too) Now real trouble began, MH, CY, SUPERSTAR, CHARlie and the angels needed to stop Gabriel from finding the spear and from bringing U noe who to the mortal realm (of cos CHARlie didnt get it) So the 6 of them (CHARlie was still pondering abt it... Yee Mun is having BF) stalked Gabriel and ambushed him. Wei Jia did her Freeze time Matrix thingy while CY went for the head and SUPERSTAR went for the legs... ( i wonder... ) Then wif Gabriel on hold, Sam revealed her primary sch face.... it shocked Gabriel upside down... while MH was so desperrately trying to share popcorn, CHARlie still dun understand and then we find out he was from St Gabriels Sec (no offence to the sch) ... and note pple who r reading ( this attack on Gabriel symbolises an event which took place although the characters are diff this time(the diff characters symbolises pple present too) THINK!!!) Then finally CHARlie got it... and tat was when the 6 of them came back... (and CHARlie ticked MH off for not sharing popcorn)... So CHARlie demanded MH to treat popcorn if not she will tag along... so MH decided to let her tag along (They bought Yee Mun a cinderalla mirror to stop his BF).. So the 8 of them MH, CY, SUPERSTAR, Yee Mun, CHARlie, Wei Jia, Wenyan and Sam entered the next portal.....

A barren landscape... nothing alive... nothing green... the 8 of them had entered the time frame of Earth whereby onli IRON no wait... STONE giants exists on the surface of the planet (pple migrate to other countries liao... time 5000 years into the future) So the indegenious pple of Earth now are STONE gaints. So the 8 of them decided to get one of the natives to bring them to find the next portal. The tour guide came in the form of a Giant named STONER so tall tat he is towering at the height of 1.73m (the heights and weights are caculated to the precesion of nano measures 5000 years in the future duh... and i decided to save the hassle and round UP for u) . STONER was so talk tat when MH looked up.. he saw nothing but the Cresent Moon tat hung in the sky.... (guess y..) So the fellow native STONER brought the 8 of them around and upon expalining their plight STONER went "Shit!! Now the whole world noes" whereas CHARlie was still obessed over popcorn (duo meaning....hahaha) The decided to hop around this barren area known as sand and sat down on Stone stools they called MACs and talk crap... abt bees and Geramny wait... bees? Then STONER realised an ancient carving on the walls of the inner santum of the STONE community. Drawn there was a bee... and letters M... I...N...E... . Then when the 9 reached there, the santum glow purple in colour and another time portal presented itself. STONER decided to join the 8 man.. woman team and travelled to the next time frame........

The time was .... unkown... too backward in time... they arrived at a fairy tale land. Upon arriving due to STONER's enormous weight, he crashed in some unkown place seperated from the 8 man/woman team. There they met an Hamster stuck in a cage... MH being a gentleman like he always is went up to the Hamster and enquired on the conditions... onli to find out she was locked...DUH... in order to unlock tat cage, they needed to travel to the Northern Palace where the Wizard of Oz lived. So the 9 pple team (STONER went missing remember?) went onwards on the Grey Pavement Road as MH intended to ask where the next time portal is... Along the way they met a weird Kat who seemed to lost her way.. Meow Meow Upon enquiring, it was found out tat she was timid and needed courage... and she wanted to see the Wizard of Oz too... Walking along the same road (note.. Kat was switched to non hyperactive mood) they met another weird sight. A giant gloop of Cotten Candy. MH was freaked out by this Candy Floss monster tat he cried... jieeee (sis in chinese cos he had an older sis in modern time) in fright... However the Candy Floss Monster was actually a candy floss fairy tat got changed into this form by the witch of the East so she wanted to go find the Wizard of Oz to help her... So the now 8 pple team plus Hamster, Kat and Candy Floss Monster went forward to find the Wizard of Oz. The castle of the Wizard was huge and big and situated along Novena or at least Novena... there was even 2 pools inside jus imagine... but once again upon entering all was silent... except CY and MH who went off to challenge each other to a FFA pool match... k back to story... so the 3 pple or animals... or wadever wif troubles went to see the huge mirror in the middle of the room... wif pink curtains pink teddy bear and is so exceptionally neat... Then a face appeared (a familar face or should i say) it was the Wizard of Oz!!!! So the hamster went first... Poof... the cage was unlocked and so out came the Hamster who was granted the name TAN by the Wizard of Oz... a prestigious surname (one place after Chua) so the Hmaster is now known as Tan Hamster.... Kat went second... she needed courage (i need to follow the story of Wizard of Oz)... so the Wizard gave her a choice of CCA, chior or library as this will boast her courage... in the act of a true mugger... she chose both... Now the Candy Floss Monster... the Wizard gave her a Winnie the Pooh Bear soft toy ... and all of a sudden.. she turned into the Candy Floss Fairy... But y Winnie the Pooh? Then all there realised the Wizard was STONER... who mislanded in this time frame onto the Hut of the Eastern Witch.. crashing her of cos ... and got the antidode to the spell, in the form of a soft toy then absent mindedly travelled to the Wizard of Oz's castle... MH's hopes of asking the next time portal was dashed...but then the 12 pple there realised tat a time portal actaully existed there... (Tan hamster, Kat and the Candy Floss Fairy decided to follow due to gratitude) and all entered it... to yet another time slot..........

The alley they landed in in this time frame is totally dark... too dark and gloomy... The 12 of them landed wif a crash...alerting all the authorities.. including the caretaker's cat Mrs Norris... Thank goodness a student whisked by and hid all 12 of them under an invisiblity cloak. That Student was known as Risk!. So the team was saved by this guy called Risk!.Risk! explained tat they were in Howgrats in the 20th century and was amazed at how they could get in without any magic. Of cos MH was happy tat he got back into his on time... onli to realise tat non magic users are unable to enter ot exit this area.. so tat means the team is stuck in Howgrats. Then at this exact moment Harry Potter and his 2 Frens walked by... Risk! was smitten over wif the good looks of Hermonie Granger and of cos was love stuck... but he wasnt the onli one... Kat went so overly crazy over Ron Weasley and tat blowed their cover (remember they were still under the Cloak?) Of cos the Harry gang was devastated by the dark magic going on here.... before anything worse can go on, MH did the most logical thing.... to challenge the 3 of them to a tedious game of Gnome Toss... Facing off wif the masters of the game itself, MH and his 2 representatives( the main character must always go in front.. i m sorrie guys and it's a 3 v 3 gnome toss match btw) .. But his partners...were.... let's jus say they werent in competition state.... Kat was so into Ron and Risk! let me guess.. Hermonie.... so it's a gruelling 1 v 3 match... I supposed all here will like believe some powerful miracle will occur after all the main character must always win...DUH... yet... the team of 3 lost to the Harry Potter team.... Of cos u noe y... no prizes for guessing y...So the team of 13 (now wif Risk!) has to do a forfeit.. the forfeit?... Get Kat and Risk! away... i m sorrie Tau Pok in sch is not allowed... so the team was let to go off now wif Risk! . Thank goodness they found another time portal jus in time to escape b4 Mrs Norris comes... into.........

A weird world filled wif nothing nothing but goodies and food... Ice Cream, Biscuits.. local delights.. this seemed to be some sore of an unreal world. The creatures living here? They are the goodies... there r chocs walking and Noodles and Tau Pok.... k back to story... so the team of 13 now wif Risk! fell into this realm. Here they met a friendly native... Vanilla Ice Cream (i so wonder who) Vanilla inform the gang tat there is an ongoing tennis match here on goodies island. Tennis Match??? $!#&^ wad is going on... it seems tat the local champion Hazmi Pang is vsing some foreigner... a gifted Tennis Boy. The gang entered the court jus in time to see Tennis Boy did a "zhao" (according to
STONER... vanishing serve) on Hazmi Pang.. Woah!! The match was fast and furious... Tennis Boy was fast, Hazmi Pang was furious... and while Yee Mun was busy scavenging for food, the rest of the gang was watching the match... of cos CHARlie didnt noe wad was going on.... and back to the match Tennis Boy was leading 3 sets to nil... when he saw Hamster... We shouldnt digress here.. let's jus say Tennis Boy was distracted.. (i wonder.... hmmm hahaha) and Hazmi Pang won back 3 more sets in this supposed 6 sets match.... so the final set.... WHEN danger struck... the arch enemy of the goodies island natives arrived.... and according to Vanilla Ice Cream, it was the SILENCER... the chief!!! So the Silencer is basically here to silence those goodies mates... and when there is a super huge monsters super heros must set in.... the angels transform into POWDERPUFF gals... and went to fight tat Silencer... Of cos wif Sam's Pri Sch look, the island was saved... YEAH!!! Hazmi Pang and Vanilla Ice Cream was grateful tat their life was saved... and of cos joined the party... 15 pple now.... whereas the Silencer joined the party too after repenting and thinking the Team is coooool!! So now 16.... Tennis boy joined... i wonder... hmmm..... now 17... So the 1 man show by MH now transformed into a 17 pple mass parade.... as the team now travels to the next timeframe....

In the kingdom far far far far away... there lived a infamous twin.. the king and queen of the Kingdom far far away... two lookalikes... Shrek (according to the courtesy of STONER) and his laptop and his twin... Princess....i wonder who... So the team of 17 crashed landed onto the land of far far far far away abd shook the land very severely... and tat's a bad thing cos it made the Princess exceptionally hungry and desires for Ben and Jerrys.... so in order to avoid punishment, the team of 17 haf to go find 2005 Ben and Jerry for our lovely Princess.... Shrek's too absorbed by his laptop whilehe tries to dance the shazea... So the team went to find... literally... STONER STONED... Yee Mun was devouring every Ben And Jerry himself so MH had to take him off the duty.... Kat's still glazing sheepishly into the photo of Ron... Hamster and Tennis Boy...hmmm... Candy Floss Fairy upon getting her body back was too busy trying to condition it to pass 2.4 ... and CHARlie was helping her cos tat was the onli thingy she caughtt on...The POWDERPUFF gals continue scouting the air space.. but Sam was scaring everyone off ...SUPERSTAR was too flashy too find anything... and CY had training or so he claims... all the time but actually filrting wif our Vanilla Ice Cream... (wad r they doing behing the bush? and wad's wif the cap there?) Risk! ...Hermonie... Silencer is trying to chase after the BBQ pit to cook Hazmi Pang who is currently indulging in his personal fantasies and Von Dutch...so onli MH was finding the Ben and Jerrys.....(end of Part 1....)