An OG story...an analogy(Part 3, 4 and onwards till i like)

Part 3....still not even close to 1/3 of the entire story yet...5836 words liao haha... k for this part i shall refrain from putting the * signs...it's so stupidly irritating for the author... snide comments are back...YEAH!!!k make my way to 10000 words and beyond...k enough crapping... here goes part 3....

DISCLAIMER (again...yes i noe...):k folks... i must do this so let's get over wif it...the following story is not related to anyone/thing/wadever. Any mentions or links of anyone/thing/wadever are purely coincidencial...hahaha i doubt u believe anyway....

History from part 1 & 2-->CMH is an average gentleman from the current time frame in pursue of an evil black faced witch, 3NK. However due to unforeseen circumstances, 3NK, her subordinate YM and MH landed themselves in an eternal time limbo. As MH desperately searches a way out, he met and enlisted the help of several individuals tat joined his team...CY, SUPERSTAR, Yee Mun, CHARlie, the POWDERPUFFS(Wei Jia, Wenyan and Sam), TAN Hamster, Kat the Cat, Candy Floss Fairy, STONER, Risk!, Vanilla Ice Cream (VIC), Tennis Boy, Hazmi Pang, the Silencer and the BUTCHer. Currently, MH's team is spiltted into 2 factions (errr...) MH, VIC and BUTCHer in Her Pukiness Castle wif her Pukiness Bowl Chime and the rest....back at Princess's territory in Shrek kingdom. Shrek, the King of Shrek Kingdom (DUH!!) is currently held hostage by the PUKE soldiers at PUKE land. It was discovered that Princess, the Queen of Shrek Kingdom made used of MH's gullibility as a reason to invade PUKE land to gain control of the Ben and Jerry Ice Creams in the storage of her Pukiness Castle. After the first wave of invasion (the ODAC ) was annilated and bowled over by PUKE soldiers and MH's team of three (including him)...A great war is about to dawn between these 2 kingdoms.......

-Episode 3-
The Return of the King....(err)....back to Shrek Kingdom was delayed so significantly tat Princess began to haf a shrewd suspicion tat the ODAC invasion failed. As Princess trotted nervously around her room, a sudden wham on the door shuddered her. It was a fellow Ogre soldier, crippled wif uncountable slashes and bruises all over. It collapsed onto the ground barely babbling "F.aile...d....." before its voice faded into oblivion. Princess was taken aback. But deep in her heart she congratuated herslef for a slight victory... although the ODAC forces are now ruined...something else might turn the tide of the war towards them. Across her sat a lone metallic object....Shrek's laptop........

"I DEMAND MY LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!" an irate Shrek shrieked prancing around the dungeon. "WHERE"S MY LAPTOP!!!!!" Of cos these regular screams made the entire castle unable to slp or even live life without jumping in fright here and then. Her Pukiness was indeed fed up wof tat half naked green glob bubbling around and attempting to deafen all of them... but MH commented it was jus another "i haf jus fallen out of love syndrome" (the other kind is virtually stoning and keeping irregularly quiet... while inquiring abt someone...)

Her Pukiness was determined to go into war wif the pple of Shrek Kingdom aft such aTROLLcity the ogres over at the neighbouring state had given them. MH had to persuade her out of this cos it would bear a great burden for the pple of both kingdoms (secretly he was hoping tat Her Pukiness will not rely on MITS, Mentally Insane Tranquiliser Squad, (Wan Ling i noe ur CCA k!!! hahaha) a rather retarded squad tat is equivalent to the ODAC in Shrek Kingdom. As MH is previously in Perseverence Society(...haha i suppose anyone out there who noes this??) he successfully convince Her Pukiness to sent an envoy to make peace...not love instead....And tat envoy came in the form of Her Pukiness herself (haha)... So the plan was to haf her Pukiness, MH, Sheman(BUTCHer's new name... bo xian i say i wouldnt insult u anymore remember... at least not tat bad), VIC, Kat and 100 of Puke Shamans were to cross the borders to see the Queen of Shrek Kingdom directly (of cos Shrek will be towed there in a oversized cage for his prominent figure). The tsquad was due to set off the next morning.

At this same instance over at Shrek Kingdom, Princess adopted another strategy-->SHIT, Strategy of Hoodwinking Into Team (Cheryl i took this from ur blog entry haha...) Princess decided to make use of MH's team members against MH and the PUKE forces (since ODAC offically siezed to exist) Cos of tat she enlisted blur individuals who had no idea wad was going on into the Court of Happening Northern Oceans, an organisation tat carries a code of conduct on a little red book pinned on the right Chest of the attire. The Court of Happening Northern Oceans (TCHNY) (pls think of the intials haha) is the main and core defence force of the Shrek Kingdom. Thus the fellow team mates still in the Courtyard are sent for a 5 day orientation camp to get themselves suit for TCHNY. Fortunately for MH, onli5 pple still waited dumbly for others (doesnt this reminds u of the waiting part of every OG outing/dinner haha) And the lucky selected few are Silencer(busy cooking on the BBQ pit), Candy Floss Fairy (still running [haha sorrie jie]) and STONER (hmmm stoning at....) who were promoted to White Knight positions a highly respected leader class cavaliers capable of mass destruction (Author's note-->WK are like Lieutanent in our army, not the highest but not the lowest and are the bravest and the fiercest of the entire army). Tennis Boy who was promoted to Black Knight position, a mercenary secret squad of assassins in Shrek Kingdoms... usually sent to the ODAC army and since it was destroyed in the first battle, BK now exists as single mercenaries (Note-->BK is so not Burger King....BK are of the same rank as WK) and of cos CHARlie who came back from the Shrek Kingdom's Man Hunt Search was enlisted as Shepherd, a provisionary temporary commanding officer to act as a trainee CO (but she's in guitar...k nvm). So the 5 of them (those still in the Courtyard... note 13 pple are left in Shrek Kingdom and the remainding are somewhere...)are now part of TCHNY. As the orientation training was 5 days ago, the 5 of them plus the rest of TCHNY are to attack PUKE kingdom at the dawn tmr morning.

The morning.....

MH, VIC, Sheman, Kat, Shrek as a prisoner, 100 PUKE Shamans and Her Pukiness set out from Ang Mo Kio Castle... they started off late cos some queen decided to watch the hunks of survivor the previous nite and overslept. One hour earlier, TCHNY and Princess set off for the borders at 3 miles per hour. The MH party reaches the borders 3 h after TCHNY departed. The distance between the 2 kingdoms capital is 33 miles and the distance between the borders and the capital of Shrek Kingdom is 15 miles.

a) wad is the speed of MH's party? Ans in km/hours (1 m)
b)If a commoner is moving 70 degree from VOMIT (the capital of PUKE land where Ang Mo Kio Castle is) and saw MH's party moving at 4.5 km/h, by Relative Velocity or otherwise, find out the angle MH's party travelled from Vomit. (2 m)
c) If the relation between the speed of the TCHNY and the distance of the woof Wolf Woods is given by the eqn 0.5V=1.586e(3.68s +56m) whereby m is a constant, find out the value of m when given tat in the integration of the above eqn if at V=0, s =1. Plot the graph of v against s and determine the gradinet when s=2.78 (5 m)

k back to story... so MH's gang and the TCHNY team are both heading for the borders. MH's gang crossed the borders first (remember that the custom officer is out cold?) As the team procceded into woof Wolf Woods, Shrek started exclaiming for laptop once again. Of cos this stupid action by the King itself attracted a lot of attention in the woods... Big Bad Wolfs appeared from nowhere and lunged viciously at the team. So the fellow members once again into actions and defeated all of them

(k peeps.. i received news tat the story is getting super draggy...so here goes...fast foward... For slow pple... i m going to make the story line super obivous)

TCHNY arrived at the woods the time MH's gang finished the wolfs. A terrible war broke out.... Then the deties of the heaven witness such a battle and decided to make it more interesting... by adding balloon lifes. Everyone now has a balloon attached to them and if t burst...the pple will die. So in the mess of the war. even MH's crew didnt noe they were fighting against each other. STONER did his MonoTriglycerides cannons, Candy Floss Fairy casts Asthma spells, CHARlie sent out her CHARmander and demanded it to CHARage at enemies, the Silencer came in wif knives and choppers like wad a chief had and Tennis Boy did hie killer strokes literally...so pop pop pop pop balloons went popping all over... In the mess of all this, Shrek's laptop which Princess brought blasted Speedy Gonzales (the Sun Dance) at like 100000000 decibels... WHOA!!! So Shrek did the sun dance... the female part tat is...

K folks... i guessed stoner gave up when he wrote till 3000 words... so i won the longest blog entry liao haha.... so no need to continue wif this crapped up story/analogy... in case all the die hard fansout there want me to know the continuation of the story, here goes...

-Shrek's dance defeated everyone...
-Princess was captured
-Both Princess and Shrek repent and joined the 17 members party
-Her Pukiness accidentally fell into the time portal and followed the now 19 members of the crew
-Sheman, the BUTCHer decided to pledge loyalty toMH so 21 members liao
-So the 21 members fell into another timeframe.... in ancient China
-Sheman squashed Tripika (Tang San Zang) while he was on his Journey to the West and was around 10 miles near Indi and this has to help him. To ensure History stays... they haf to complete in 80 days
-Cos of CHARlie's superior directional skills the team went east back to China and across half the globe in attempt to reach India (around the globe) in 80 days
-Along the way there are popcorn eating competiton.....mugging for exam in England.... tranvesing half the globe...met up wif a spirit MIA (Missing in Action always missing at the wrong times) who joined the party 22 pple now...
-Reached India finally met the infamous x men Nightcrawler.... (perfect crawler at nite virtually not noticeable in the dark) who joined the party... 23 pple haha -Then lept into a warp hole into another time zone-->the Star Wars time zone
-Met the daughter of Yoda and an ogre-->Yode...well versed in the force...
-Joined the party which consisted of 24 pple liao
-The Jedi needed to be rebuild and thus Mh and team had to rebuild a Jedi Academy known as RJC, Republic Jedi Council
-Then all of a sudden a huge force swiped the 24 members into an unknown time zone.
-There the Controller of time posed them a challenge-->to get back to their times... they haf to win the inter-time games as a team which requires them to outwit...outrun...and out-love one other teams
-MH's gang formed a OG called choc thunder level (chinese for Kerayzae) and they participated in the games
- The games goes like thie..it is hosted in a survivor style back drop whereby OGs challenge OGs across times zones to tasks ever now and then... the losing OG wll haf to eliminate one member and tat member will be lost in time forever...
-So Kerayzae built their camp....waiting for the first game... first up AMAZING RACE where they faced off their arch nemesis-->the OG (DUH! wad's its name?) They travelled from one place to another...from Padang on the first natioanl day parade of Singapore to Sun Technological City to the Eastern Coast of the 3rd moon of Jupiter...but Kerayzae went to celebrate birthday and thus lost
-Tribal Council...pple voted out unaimously for ...the game show host, XD5... and thus continued the games...
-Second up...temptation island... Kerayzae sent out the two obvious couples to be in our OG..(no prizes for the first one to guess it). So the 2 pairs suffered at Sandtosa whereby Loudhailers constanttly boomed....Rejection..........Kerayzae lost 2nd round....
-Tribal Council.... who to vote out
MH--> Controller of Time... i haf no other choice... u overzealous son of a ........
CY-->MH and CHARlie for making me revive my blog (since u can onli vote one person... this vote is void...)
Tan Hamster-->scribble scribble.....(Hamster language...)
Kat-->Hermonine.... how dare she snatch my RON
Risk!-->U suk
STONER--> empty vote (cos he's stoning)
Candy Floss Fairy-->i dun want anythnng like this to happen... i love our OG (empty vote too)
Tennis Boy-->i dun need to vote..cos pple will vote for me... so if i run for Student Council... majority will allow me in... (empty vote)
Her Pukiness-->let's c who to vote out in the latest Survivor... the hunks cannot go out (wrong context-->Vote Void)
Yode --> paper fried...attempt to write wif a light saber
MIA-->empty void mssing in action anyway...
Yee Mun-->empty void... quarreling wif dual personality
Hazmi Pang-->Shit Now the whole world noes.....of my fantasies....i vote out all the readers!!!
Princess-->this is full of Shit
Shrek-->Should i vote Shazea or Rain dance... i like them both
Sheman--> i dun want to be a BUTCH ... why is MingHao writing this shitty thingy...MingHao u suk!!... i vote all MingHao (...wrong context...vote void)
CHARlie-->wad's going on? (empty vote)
Sam--> the paper got tramautised...
VIC-->i vote for the Big Bad Wolf...no comments
Wenyan-->.............................................................................................
.....................Essay on how the voting process is biased.......(empty vote)
Wei Jia-->i vote for Agent Smith...
NightCrawler--> i vote the Sun... i like darkness... provide concealment....
SUPERSTAR-->I vote for Taufik.. why is he the Singapore Idol.... i should be.... (cos this was torn up by Princess.. so vote void)
Silencer-->I vote for Eveeryone...

-So in the end... the controller of time got voted out... then it turned out tat 3Nk was the it... She appeared and demanded the continuing of the inter time games...
-Next up, Fear Factor
1sy dish-->1 plate of rice and 1 bowl of noodles... OG sent Yee Mun, who wolfed down everything and asked for more (yeah Pepsi!! out of point)
2nd dish-->Some purplish alien brain... OG sent CHARlie who ordered a McFlurry and finished it instead
3rd Dish-->Some greenish glooy ailen insect (10 altogether)...OG sent Kat...currently still eating
4th dish--> Hair from Wei Ming a guy found on planet Earth ...OG sent Sheman who finished it...
Thus Kerayzae won the 3rd challenge.... no tribal council...
-4th day.... Bachelorette... in the form of a gal named Bo Xian.... OG decided to forfeit....
-Tribal Council on 4ht nite
MH-->Bo Xian
CY-->Bo Xian
SUPERSTAR--> Bo Xian
....
basically u got the idea....all Bo Xian.... so she got voted out....
-Last challenge...Wargames.... a massive reality chess....
the player and the King-->MH
the pawns-->NightCrawler, CHARlie, Hazmi Pang, Silencer, Risk!, Princess, VIC, CY
the knights-->STONER, Candy Floss Fairy
the bishops-->Shrek... and Kat (religion debates??)
the rooks-->Sheman, Tennis Boy
Queen--> Her Pukiness.... she was the queen after all of PUKE land
Exempted-->MIA (MIAing), Tan Hamster(play wif someone ur own size), YM (dual anyone), POWDERPUFFS (saving townsvile), SUPERSTAR (attracting attention of Chiobu..), Yode(may the force be wif u)

So the chess pieces move according to MH's will.... CY did a long ranged air pistol shot and removed an opponesnt's bishop.... which the referee gave a red card... Tennis boy swallowed an opposing pawn wif a power cannon lobshot... CHARlie sent out CHARmander, CHARizard and CHARmeleon... devastated the opposing team... Kat caused a Katerwauling Katastrophe Kat Fight (Behold...aliteration again...) Sheman pranced on her oppenents... Her Pukiness Puked at the opposing queen....Risk!... u suk....or i will shoot u...NightCrawler ambushed the rest... with the steath (Chess boards are while and BLACK)... and wif the help of Silencer, VIC, Hazmi Pang, Shrek, Princess, Candy Floss Fairy and Stoner... MH's team won a full victory....no tribal council
-Final battle wif 3Nk .... we shall leave it hanging

To be continued...hmmm