An OG Story...an analogy(Part 2)

ok peeps.. here comes the 2nd part of this story... i will try to clear up my bilangual crap k... so pls forgive me for any grammatical errors...Crap... stoner stole so much of my idea tat i haf to re-synthesize the story.... Note... my story has link to events and background of the og and contains hidden dual meanings(i will place a * if there is one and some hidden ones i shall refrain myself from revealing...haha)... and according to STONER tat i made too many snide comments... i shall keep totally silent during my narration of the story...haha

DISCLAIMER (again...):The following part 2 has no relation to wadsoever and is purely ficticious (MY FOOT!!) k... any mention of anyone/thing is purely coincidencial... haha

History from part 1--->CMH is a young 17 year old gentleman who lived in the current modern times. In attempt to prsecute an evil black faced witch, 3NK, he was unfortunately casted into a time limbo... together wif 3NK and her sidekick YM. MH landed in weird time frames and time slots as he battles his way to get back to modern times. Through his journeys so far, he met his fellow team mates who joined him on his quest... CY, SUPERSTAR, Yee Mun, CHARlie, POWDERPUFFS (Wei Jia, Wenyan and Sam), TAN Hamster, Kat the Cat, Candy Floss Fairy, STONER, Risk!, Vanilla Ice Cream (VIC), Tennis Boy, Hazmi Pang and the Silencer.

-Episode 2-
CMH and his gang of fellow time travellers are currently stuck in a weird time slot, held ransom literally by the King and Queen of the land... mainly the Queen-->Princess* . In order to escape this trial, the team had to locate 2005 Ben and Jerry Ice Creams, a certain product whose value is equivalent to gold in this time frame. As his team mates are either busy or occupied or useless, MH had to scout the land alone... Tranversing across the horizon, MH reaches a nearby town in the kingdom known as the Kcove. In that small village town, a current festivity is ongoing--> the local BAND NITE, a tribute to the beast tormenting the land-->the infamous GHOST DOG... MH heard from the locals that the GHOST DOG had a huge supply of Ben and Jerrys, thus decided to crash this concert alone for he was joyless* and restless. In order to sneak into the GHOST DOG lair, MH had to find a way... this way came in the form of a WHITE KNIGHT... the BUTCHer*, a pure white*, joyful* female warrior tat reigned from the courts of the King and Queen (Shrek and Princess). The BUTCHer was here in Kcove cos she was here to sign the DOTA*, degree of territoral agreement. As she served the court, she was willing to contribute her services as A WHITE KNIGHT ONLI... to prevent the Princess from PMSing...

So the BUTCHer hid in a certain trunk tat the performers of the BAND NITE carried and sneaked successfully into the lair (although the trunk was surprisingly heavy... cos of BUTCHer's size..) MH on the other hand had to dressed up like one of those performers even though he was musically uninclined for 17 yrs of his life*. Sneaking into the secret cave, the two crept inwards althoguh the harmonics* of the BAND NITE reverbrated from outside the cave... The two subsequently reached a dead end, after being so badly deafened by the thunderous BAND music tat sounds like crap* (Author's note--> the BAND here refers to sm else). They found a ladder tat leads to the higher eons of the cave, and decided to proceed upwards with tremeduous care and stealth, which was impossible cos the BUTCHer made too much noise. Then they heard sm... weird noises in the upper level of the cave, woofs? or are they...Then horror revealed itself at the top of the ladder... it was Vanilla Ice Cream (from now on i shall refer to Vanilla as VIC) He was the one who made those noises* Man* were the two surprised. But y is VIC here? It turns out tat VIC got lost across the land after pursuing a vigorous exercise* and absent mindedly entered here. Nevertheless, the supply of the Ben and Jerrys were indeed true and here they found 1000 bottle/cans/ wadever of them and nothing else. So VIC accompanied BUTCHer and MH on their continued search of the remainding 1005 Ben and Jerrys.

Leaving the village of Kcove, the three of them needed pple to provide them info of more Ben and Jerrys. So they picked a random person and he revealed tat the Queen of PUKE land had many supplies of this particular thing they were searching for. In order to travel there, the 3 must first cross the Dangerous woof Wolf Woods (wah behold my aliteration skill whoops i m not supposed to make snide comments) and after tat the three must cross the borders* between shrek kingdom and PUKE land. Ensuring no delay, the three hurried into the woof Wolf Woods.

MH received msg from the BUTCHer tat dangerous Big Bad Wolfs* reside in this very woods. Thus travelling across them will be relatively dangerous... no... very dangerous cos of the BUTCHer's occasional "This guy is so hot" before taking out her file and pointing at the bi jap guy inside. In order to save time, the BUTCHer brought them on a short cut...through tbe most dangerous part of the Woods called Grandma's house* (jus the name of the location) There VIC saw a gal in front... it was Little Red Riding Hood*.... but wait, she's no gal...it's a fish, wif "Gill-ane*" written neatly over its/her name tag. But why is she in Grandma's house? It's a very dangerous location tat even BUTCHes* fear, wad abt a small defenceless gal like her. VIC thus rushed forward in attempt to warn her, after spying/peeping/obsevering/stalking* her for some time. VIC was 10 m behind her/it, 9, 8, 7, .....3, 2, 1 when all of a sudden, a Big Bad Wolf came and took her away* and she was never to be seen on the face of the world again. Of cos sighting such a hideous sight prompt the trio to proceed at an even quicker pace.

Finally, the 3 of them reached the borders. There, the custom officers demanded them to show their passports.. wait.. wad passports? In order to cross the borders, they needed special codes written in their passports for verification. So the 3 went to a black market to purchase and there they saw Risk!* He was there to cope some limited edition pool stick in exchange for his Hermonine's pic. Of cos he joined the trio in their quest once again. VIC bought a code and thus gained himself a name known as Mr Da VinCi*. MH was to share wif him, but still hasnt pay the money yet...even till now. The BUTCHer was so frustrated tat a White Knight like her cant even cross the borders and demanded tat Shrek should buy the Guides to the Codes of Da VinCi so she vould borrow. However, since there are no more passports left, Risk! and BUTCHer could not cross the borders legally. Of cos there was the illegal way DUH. So the four of them returned to the borders wif the plan of knocking the custom officer out (there was onli one after all). Realising their actions, the custom officer sprang into defencive action.The BUTCHer decided to use SIM* Strategic Innovative Movement to outwit the officer. She ran around him and prance on him like a man on his wife*...and attack wif a blow of her sword named harmoc*. But the officer parried the blow. Due to BUTCHer's outrageous actions and prominent figure, the officer easily noticed the opening on her rear and attempted to struck her when.... the BUTCHer did SIM2, Strategic Innovative Movement 2, by zigzaging across the land to behind the officer. Then she blew her harmoc* creating a chaotic and life threathening sound tat damaged the left hypothamous *of the officer, rendering him impotent*, before finishing him off wif yet another blow*. The vistory meant tat the 4 do not require passports to cross the borders... so VIC bought the code for nothing. So MH commanded Risk! to take the book and give it to Shrek as a present, while the trio cross the borders to PUKE land.

PUKE land was literally filled wif PUKE. Pple greet each other by puking. Puking was like a custom to them... a tradtion, The land was filled wif so much puke tat even the purest * and whitest of the VIC turned into Dark chocolate Ice Cream (DIC)k* back to story. So VIC after clearing up his mess, MH and the BUTCHer made their way to the castle of Her Pukiness*. Her Pukiness was yet another teenager whose name was called Pukiness Bowl Chime*. (we shall refer to her as Pukiness). She was the Queen of Puking...literally... who puked at lt 1, lt 4, the canteen and even MRT train stations before*... then claimed it was not funneh. Her castle was very cosy... on the 9th floor facing the Shrek's kingdom where Silencer was*. So the trio waited in the castle for her while she turned up...(most prob puking somewhere).

Meanwhile, back in Shrek Kingdom, Princess was getting impatient abt the 2005 Ben and Jerrys. So she sent ODAC* (Overseas Defence Assassin Command) to find the whereabouts of MH. Back at the courtyard of the Castle, 14 of MH's team mates were virtually stoning, after mastering the art from the master itself. Candy floss fairy was still doing her daunting training.. 1 round around the track. CY was reviving his blog... aft constant suaning of cos... The POWDERPUFFS undertook a mission by Princess to help some commoner... SUPERSTAR has training to make him more SUPER...Kat the Cat went golfing..imagine...around the spacious courtyard...TAN Hamster was hanging around a nearby TOWN*...CHARlie finally grasped wad was going on and decided to go to nearby villages to find some hunks...STONER...stoning... Hazmi Pang went clubbing*...Silencer...hmmm..missing, YM, staring into the mirror...Tennis Boy...went to Further His Maths** (hint... intials of the past 3 words).

Back to the main character MH. MH, BUTCHer and VIC were still stuck in the castle of her Pukiness waiting for her to come out. Then like a puddle of vomit, her Pukiness descended from her ang mo kio castle. She was aware of their intentions...but when she saw the WHITE KNIGHT-->BUTCHer, she declined them almost immediately. It appears tat PUKE land and Shrek Kingdom was at loggerheads wif each other, thus she despised the BUTCHer and demanded her to be sent home and stuck at home with gastric problems. At this exact moments, a PUKE Soldier scurried into the castle and reported seeing tents pitched around the capital of PUKE land-VOMIT. Upon investigations, these tents were believed to be ODAC's equipments and ODAC meant the arch nemesis of the PUKE land. Thus, her Pukiness demanded PUKE soldiers to line up for battles and gave MH and his team a task. To gain the remainding 1005 Ben and Jerrys, they are required to defeat the incoming ODACs. Rushing out, MH was appalled to see tat the secret figure commanding the ODAC was Shrek!!! #^!$@# wad was going on? Y is Shrek the King of Shek Kingdom, the CO* of the ODAC army?! Shrek rallied the ODAC army to battle. The attack of the clones... no the ODAC army!! Shrek did a symbolic rain dance, causing flooding in the city of VOMIT, flushing out the puke tat is. The PUKE soldiers rushed out to intercept the ODAC. A fierce and terribly intense battle resumed. Of cos, MH's team joined in the chaotic conquest cum catastrophe (Behold my aliteration AGAIN). BUTCHer blew her harmoc*louder than the music of the rain dance and paralysed the intersection between the Loop of Henrle and the pyrolric splincer (my bio spelling quite lan one...so bear with me) in Shrek, causing him unable to dance his aTROLLcious moves anymore. However, the rain didnt stop...instead, it got worse and within seconds, it was raining Kat and dogs. Kat fell from the sky onto Shrek.. knocking him unconsicious. With their CO down, ODACs' morale dropped significantly and the PUKE soldiers gained the upper hand. MH grabbed a sword from one of the corpse and applied his fencing techniques superiorly against the ODACs. VIC clutched a volleyball and did a power serve... wait isnt tat the vanishing serve tat Tennis Boy did?? Oh my.. so VIC was actually learning the shots from Tennis Boy. Retrieving his volley ball, VIC did another serve. The ball sailed through the air as if gravity ceased to exist. Then halfway through above the ODACs, the ball increased it's spinning at an exponential rate, spinning downwards wif tremeduous force...it's a SUPER DROP SHOT.. like a cannon, it accelerated without even reaching terminal velocity and WHAM!!! The impact of the Drop Shot on the ground sent milions of ODACs flying and scrambling moaning in pain* sending a spine shattering shockwave scuttering through the land (WHOA Allireration at its epitome). Within seconds, the ODACs were annilated and the PUKE kingdom achieved victory. Shrek was also captured alive and sent back to the Ang Mo Kio Castle. Upon day and night inquisition, MH and Her Pukiness found out tat Shrek was a member of the Ben and Jerrys club* (Author's note... Ben and Jerrys are equivalent to sm..) Now it all makes sense... Princess was using MH and his team as a reason for Shrek Kingdom to invade and annex PUKE land!!!! BUTCHer was freaked out to find out wad a slut she served (no offence) and decided to transfer her loyalty to her Pukiness. For tat she became a SHEMAN(Shaman) of the court of Pukiness, a rank equivalent to White Knight at Shrek Kingdom. MH and VIC was also knighted Dreamers, an exclusive rank of superior commandos. Of cos there's Kat who crashed onto Shrek remembered? However, since Kat decided to take a break* thus she was exempted from the ceremony which allowed her to recuperate...

The dawning of the Great Shrek-Puke War......(continued in part 3)