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Hoho hello guys!! wads this? An essay writing competition? cool!! im sooo gonna win all of u haha. i tink i shld be able to write more than 810 words haha then i can get the longest blog award lolz. So i decided that to do that i shld write a damn long story from jan the 3rd haha which is when we all met haha. . Shucks this is gonna be damn long and i shall be timing how long it take haha. .
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once upon a time in rjc land, 22 ppl appeared in the cool indoor hall of the multi-purpose hall and sat around a flag with the name kerayzae on it. . they gathered ard the flag in a circle where a skinny ym ( yellow man) was standing. . After that, they listened to a wise old bald man speak to them, welcoming them to the new raffles family lol. . . After that the 22 guys and gals moved on to their base, beside a giant high tech stair case which was SOO clean and they called it the k'cove. then they proceeded to introduce themselves to each other so as to... facilitate conversation wif each other haha.. but then another ym of the opp. gender appeared and she brought us back to the top of the hallz to whack up ice...

And then suddenly poof!! and the ppl realised that the ice whacking had caused them to know each other btr lol.. So after thatss i tink there were some games which some of the group members of the ke'rayzae participated in damn enthusiastically.. erm, then there was the viewing of the storyline and they found out that they were part of some farny grp got xdpi and watched the Ogels (some new breed of ogre) dance on stage.. . When some learnt that they had to learn that dance, i tink they were like euuuuuuuuuuuuu...

So like after that, there were like more games , guy girl pairing stuff and then during this hand ball match.. this poor guy called jon, aka stoner was whacked smack in the face.. awwwww ouchhhh... then he was brought to the sickbay by his quali faced friend who he had met 3 years bfore and to his "shocked surprise" the i****ic guy actually broke his specs tsk tsk. after washig his face they joined back wif the FANTASTIC grp and continued wif the games
Somewhere along the way, they elected 2 ppl hamzi and sam to be their leaders whom they wld trust and bleieve forevaaaaaaa lol...

Day2 on returning to castle RJ, the grp gathered at the their *clean and dust free* cove to talk nonsense bfore they went to sing some malay song. after that it was more games and storyline for the power grp of ke'rayzaers who like owned everyone especially the nemesis (who gave them their name ah?)
If i remember correctly, at ard 5, they were made to wait by the skinny yellow man for over 1 hr and bcos of that they all got ice cream cones to eat lol. The ice cream cones were so exquisite that they cos like 25c each . . . wa lao so ex man !!

Day 3
My memory was wiped out so i cant remember anithing... or u can take it that u are blind and missed a day
haha u loser u cant evern readd go get glasses or contacts or an eye op u can sell the damn ex ice cream cones to pay for them... Erm but if im not wrong it was the amazing race? We went to like sooo many places that i lost count haha.. But anyway our first stop was at the middle of the padang and we fought our arch enemies again i tink.. Some farny hopping game wid sciccors paper stone.. despite the grievious injuries that he sustained on day 1, jon managed to score the first pt in one try wahahaha . . . then we went suntec to do some shopping game and we were kicked out of carrefour for god knows wad reason. then we like celebrated sams bday at subway. . and i shared food wif quali and dumped ost of my veg into the sooooo tasty cold cut trio . . . Then after that we went trans-islandic and ended up on some deserted beach in some wilderness called east coast then we played a game of removing a ping pong ball from a holy pipe and wif divine intervention we managed to get it out haha.. then in their joy some ppl went to dump themselves into the sea.. . . and feeling stupid at dping that they tried to dump the poor injured jon too but failed miserably bcos he was too fast? thenthey zapped back on bus 13 back to RJ but unfortunately, they were not late ebuff to miss the dumb dance practice

Day 4
went to meet classes then back to some war games.. . . If im not wrong there was this dumb general , private, and lt. game whcih i plaed. the trick is to juz go into the circle when youre caught and shout general jail break haha or u can just hide in the corner holding a kerayzae flag and pretending that ure cheering the thing on.. oh ya also this was they day that SUPERSTAR appeared in shining hullet clothes lol. . he like so out flash everyone ( no dual meanings) also got some crappy whack the opponents building down with balloons attached to yur leg game lol. . which we lost haha then i tink we ate at macs or something wif the farny lame jokes told by the grp lamers which will not be named cos theyre underage

Day 5
The last day of orientation for the tired but "onspurring" grp.. after faction initiation (refering to the book) we went canning!! wherea gain we got chased away... dis time from esplanade to tanjong pagar.. but despite that i tink we collected qte a lot of money haha cooool..... also this day was the day that there was the O nite - - the night of dressing up and dancing. . we picked the most economical orientated choice which was to dress as nerds lol... cool rite. thoguh a bit uncomfortable for the guys if u know wad i mean haha . . During the display, kat and jen happily volunteered to go up on stage and did like the best job ever lol then we had our final supper of the orientation at i forgot where and went home dismayed i tink. .

the days in class passed like hours and poof suddenly in rj land we set off for the queens hse near novena for a barbeque.. there we had fun playing pool and POOL and jen sorta got hit by a bomb . . . ouchhh.. and i took over the pro pool player (ppp) chong yi place as ri and maneged to draw wif SJI haha. . . and all that while we oso played fighting games( i lost to every1) and racing games.. cool manz .. then we went to sit at the car porch and eat ice cream rite... and everyone was toking bout jen and his vanilla ice cream. . . oso after that we realised how slow charmaine really was( she was going backwards lol) and feiming became known as massage man lol hey its m & m!! coool.. and then we played polar bear in the living room and left . . .

So like in between this time and the nxt major event( sentosa), there were like a few og dinners like at macs, yoshi blal bla. . . and after sch activities like risk which is like SOOO fun.. . u like sit there and see ppl attack other countries. . . and when it is yur turn they say...." lets go home" then theyll pack up and leave.... wad a COOL game manz. . . also we oso had like fun outings like for 4 ppl toking crap at taka macs lol... but i tink dat was after sentosa. . hmmmmm i got like short term memory liaoz crapz. . .Budden we were still quite close manz. . ahhh almost forgot. . our beloved leaders of the grp abandoned us!! can u blieve it . . . terrible man ...
waaaaa im losing steam.... crapz psssssssssssssssssssss cant remember much after that. . .

And then came the day at sentosa... though the day bfore the guys were qte pissed at the ppl attitude haha we managed to overcome our differences lol and got together to meet at harbourfront mrt bfore setting off for sentosa. . . even kat and kevin who said that they were occupied wif spring cleaning dragged themselves there for the fun filled experience at sentosa haha we plaed like soccer , cpts ball and volley ball and cards man.. cool sia.. . especially soccer, where i scored 4 goals haha... for lunchm we went to eat sakae sushi in a special room man. . . we like so owned the place haha. . . though we werent very full, we still had qte a lot of fun cos we ate WASABI lol or some ppl ate... and minghao was so kind as to offer to eat the wasabi for kat who like refused lol. . . after that some ppl left and we continued some crappy volleyball monkey game at the beach under the scorching sun.. . at that time, minghaos love polygon started to show haha.... he lk purposely bang into yu mun and the udder girls lor esp yu mun haha ... tsk tsk.. . no nd to be so obvious rite.. . . and after that we went home sunburnt. . though some of us had dinner at harbourfront centre, where we talked rubbish... but that was onli after minghao showed his incredible loudhailing skills, broadcasting at 99.9 frequency at the volley ball court at sentosa. . HE is SOOO coool...(not)

Another notable event.. . MUST be the the time where i , kat , ming hao and wei ming played bridge. . . the loudhailer pair actually lost to us 6 NO TRUMP.. . .!!! CAN U BELIVE IT... OMG like ow loser can u get haha. . . we won like alll the sets leh. . . i cant beleive it myself but i have to say that it was quite farny haha.. can suan them forever lor haha. . shut them up...

Coming closer to the present now. . . POOF... suddenly were at lido watchin constantine haha.. woke up early and ponned like 1.5 hrs of class outing to watch wif the og lol. . once again, char proved that she was the slowest of the lot by showing that she cldnt understand the movie at all .. so wad was the most heard phrase in the movie??? " Stoner!! do u understand?" And also... nvr sit beside the toilets.. . . its like the prime seats man haha then they went to eat at far east i tink... dunno awd they did there lol

the next day, which is last saturday, we went hse hopping to collect ang paos to supplement the extravagant spending of some of the ppl in the og haha. . . So we like met at 9 at bishan then we went ang mo kio. . and cos wan lings hse was nearer, we went there to visit.. . . There we met her cute little sister.. i thot it was a guy at first haha. . . played some bridge then we decide to go have lunch at some nice place which had good food. . . whch turned out to be --- MOS burger? haha then we took bus to ming haos house haha. . . played wif his super cute half breed balding dog which was called milo? haha go trn it better la.. then mabbe it wunt try to get in. . . and dun kill yur hamsters minghao. . . then we went up to play mario tennis at the 2bd floor where i finally learnt the sony errcison trick thing and was bothered by the eeeeeeeeeeeee coming from the tv. . . Most of the others clnt hear it. . i wonder y... So like then we set off for ryans hse where we met a large crowd haha.. and his hated bro... got 3 sets of ang paos i tink then we had some delicious food cooked by his mum? Erm then yall came my hse after a long ride on the hideous bus 13 ... ordered pizzas talked crap.. played hearts and carrom.. . . heard minghao and his dual meaning nonsense and his j******************** ting haha. . .then yall went home...

Monday vday... nvr got so many chocs in my life haha. . .

And FINALLY today haha, the crap day toking abt farny stuff like the monotriglycerides in the union bet the loop of henle and the pyloric sphlicnter that is an endocrine galnd and secretes monosephlin or sumthing that affects yur left hypothalamus lol. . . erm radiation. . ice lemon tea and chilli sauce etc etc. . went to eat KFC and came home and now im writing this essay which is ending now?

time is now 1045 haha how bout that... !! i beat all of u haha... if iwas enhu enuff i bet i cld have written more lol... but sit here 1,5 hrs a bit sianz liao haha.. Aniway i juz wanna say that its been nice wif u guys and hope that well stay united 4 eva hahahaha lolol

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